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  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-23-08 AT 05:48PM (CST)[/font][br][br]You know full well that I do not have an office door. It's "wide open spaces" here in the wild, wild west. Reader's Digest jokes... Hmmmmm..... LOVE that magaz…
  • You know me so well. x:D I often wonder if you and Ray are actually my brothers, in disguise. That "constant stimulus" thing is a bunch of hooey, though. I am perfectly capable of intense focus over long periods of..... Oooh! Shiney!
  • Yes. Yes I am the one with Senior in my title. You WISH you could be as cool as me.
  • Like you don't know. You are older than me. OK, fine, call it cellphone-ilepsy.
  • That is because I am selective about with whom I choose to associate. I won't "befriend" just anybody for statistics... I've coined a new term for that kind of person: Facebook Ho. x;-)
  • Extroversion is highest in the Great Plains, Midwest and >Southeast, and lowest in the Northwest and Northeast, Since the southwest evidently does not exist, I'll place myself in the midwest/great plains category, being a Nebraska girl. Hey …
  • Sure, I am jealous of the oriental rug. Hey, for several months, I had a colorful preschool rug in front of my desk, the kind that has roads and buildings and trees and stuff. You could drive your toy cars on that kind of rug. The Corvette is p…
  • Yes, I am jealous that I have to work for a living. I'll give you that. I am also jealous of your pink sofa and live plants. So that was YOU blocking my way on I-10? I was *this* close to tapping your bumper.
  • Skoshi, thank you for being Ray's new friend. It keeps him occupied so the rest of us can do real work throughout the day. Ray really does not have enough work to do. It's kind of sad. It's also kind of sad that he thinks going 90 is fast. You …
  • [font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 11:13AM (CST)[/font][br][br]I had a lovely birthday date with the two handsome young gentlemen. Yes, I took them home with me, and yes, they spent the night. x:D I also wore a pink marab…
  • The puns were that bad, huh?
  • Yep. Just feeling kinda punny. Hooo, ha. Bet that made you rofl. x;-)
  • Good one, Frank. x:-)
  • Yes, I live by one or two of them. The rest are still on my "to do" list.
    in Life Lessons Comment by HRQ August 2008
  • I failed, but I'm grieving my score. I think my answers to #'s 1 and 2 are far better than their answers... 1. "Why would you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?" 2. "Why would you put an elephant in a refrigerator? This is stupid."
  • I think KimberlyK needs to bust out her Snopes skills and check out Frank's claim... I'm serious. And obviously also too lazy to look it up myself. Is "writing in Greek with one hand and in Latin with the other, simultaneously" possible?
  • I think on that day, I will amuse my left-handed friends by attempting to cut paper with my left hand, using right handed scissors. I will also use only my left hand to give my signature. Then later on I can deny that it's my actual signature beca…
  • What a beautiful little face! She looks kind of surprised. x:-) Love the huge eyes!
    in picture Comment by HRQ August 2008
  • Who you callin' ignorant, Paul? Thanks for the correction, KimberlyK. I will let mom know. And I was all proud of myself for teaching her something new! Dang...
  • I shall send this to my parents, who share my love of learning the origins of words and phrases. Thanks, steaks!
  • ook ook
    in Joke Comment by HRQ July 2008
  • Waiting for my margarita, guys....
  • Speaking of sass.... Ray, when my boys make smart-alec remarks, I bust out the bar of soap. You want a piece of me? Hey Paul, a few months ago a friend introduced me to the Brad Paisley song "Cooler Online." It's a crack up, even though I really,…
  • I need to wear a shirt with #21 on it, when I go to the grocery store, WalMart, gas station. Well, really just about any where. Is that rude? x;-)
  • Ray, you better hope that person isn't thinking #10 right now.
  • Dang, I've been outed. And even better, it had dents on every single fender, the red paint was oxydized until it was orange, had no hubcaps, the hood was held down with bungee cord, one of the vent windows had broken out, and the muffler broked so …
    in I've Arrived Comment by HRQ July 2008
  • I don't think you are old either, my friend. Just enjoy teasing you. Pookiebeagle drove a Pacer? How could I have missed that? I would have picked on him endlessly. That's what much younger nieces are for... x:D Had he known some of the cars …
    in I've Arrived Comment by HRQ July 2008
  • Ray was hoping we would fervently insist that there is NO WAY someone could have thought he was old enough for a senior discount. Especially with that new car he drives. He hasn't posted a picture yet, because he didn't actually buy the car he des…
    in I've Arrived Comment by HRQ July 2008
  • Seniors don't drive over the speed limit, Paul. x:D Ray, let me drive that car, and I'll blow the cobwebs out of the engine. Speed limits are merely a suggestion for me.
    in I've Arrived Comment by HRQ July 2008
  • Good to see you back! Maybe I will start visiting more frequently again... x;-)