Assuming some of you know who Arlen Specter is and others of you watch some news, am I the only one who realizes his voice is a perfect match for Mayberry's town clerk, Howard Sprague?
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 07-22-05 AT 09:04AM (CST)[/font][br][br]I knew it. I knew it. She's the same one who last week said she kept a Big Bertha golf club under her bed to punish men. Gene, if anything like that happens to me, point the cops towards Judy. She has hijacked my thread and morphed it from Speaking of Specter to Stretching the Sphincter.
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Depends on which end of the proctoscope you happen to be on at the moment.
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Mr. Specter is from the lovely state of PA...and he's a sphincter if I may say so. I'm sorry the man has cancer but my mom always told me "what goes around comes around" and then my dear sister always says "God doesn't like ugly". So I figure he's sneakin and conniving caught up to him.
Oh, crap! I thought everyone was talking about Phil Specter and I was going to comment about what a wonderful job he did compiling all the unfinished tapes The Beatles recorded, resulting in the album, Let It Be!
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his sphincter, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti".
She has hijacked my thread and morphed it from Speaking of Specter to Stretching the Sphincter.
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Sorry. 12 days in Alabama will fry one's brain!