Getting Older - Just for laughs

I just got this and thought I would pass it along:

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:

1. Sag, you're it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
4. Pulling an all-nighter means not getting up to pee.

MISC. THOUGHTS

1. Menopause means you have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

2. Menopause means you sell you home heating system at a yard sale.

And finally....

3. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk".

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