I'm a Yankees fan, so I had my bad day several days ago. I half-heartedly rooted for the Mets. I'll root for the underdog Cards in the World Series now.
Well, I was reading that the Cards have played the Tigers twice before in the World Series. The Cards won in 1938 and the Tigers won in 1968. Both series went 7 games.
We had a double birthday today...donuts this morning, chocolate cake and brownies (regular not "special")this afternoon...SSSSUUUUGGGAAARR RUSH.....wheeeeeeeeeee! Is it 5:00 yet?
I haven't visited in around a month. I know I've been neglecting the Forum. x:-(
Just came back from Parker, AZ where our "retreat team" of 7 took 48 other managers on a Leadership Retreat. I slept a total of 7 hours in two days, but it was worth it. Lots of shenanigans (the good kind) and the stuff that went wrong was only noticeable to the team putting the thing together. We consider that a big success! x:-D
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 10-21-06 AT 11:40PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we all respond? Why did I feel compelled to tag along? xflash x;-)
No snow - just A LOT of rain! You would think that people in the northwest would know how to drive in the rain & they don't - excluding me of course. x:D
ok..here is something that might get it going with a few replies (maybe!)....Warning...Blonde Joke!!!
A blind guy walks into a biker chick bar. He makes his way up to the bar, finds a stool, orders a beer and sits there enjoying it for a while. Then he loudly states, "Bartender, let me tell you a blonde joke!" The entire bar goes silent. A woman sitting next to him says "excuse me sir but giving you the benefit of the doubt since you are blind, I think you should ponder the following facts before you tell your joke; I am sitting to your right, I weigh 200 pounds, am 5'11'', a biker chick and I'm blonde. The woman sitting next to me wieghs 250 pounds, is also a biker chick and blonde. The bartender standing in front of you is blonde and holding a baseball bat. The woman to your left is 6'2", blonde and a has a black belt in karate. The woman standing behind you is blonde and holding a broken beer bottle. Now would you like to continue with your joke?" The man thinks for a moment and says "well, not if I have to repeat it five times!"
The other "Thread that Will Never Die" didn't die. It's resting.
This is "Son of Thread That will Never Die". Its like one of those old B-movie horror flicks but less intelligent.
I think our new goal should be to try to see what we can say without getting censored. The winner is whoever gets closest to the the line without going over.
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Just came back from Parker, AZ where our "retreat team" of 7 took 48 other managers on a Leadership Retreat. I slept a total of 7 hours in two days, but it was worth it. Lots of shenanigans (the good kind) and the stuff that went wrong was only noticeable to the team putting the thing together. We consider that a big success! x:-D
Ray...sorry I'm not sounding interesting..it's the sugar talking!
HRQ - That's about all the sleep I get too, I make up the rest at work in my office. xI-)
Then curiousity took over...
Finally, my compulsive need to be heard kicked in..
Eventually, bitter regret and remorse are sure to settle in like snow in your underwear...
My grandpa used to tell me to drive "as if everyone on the road is crazy and you will be right more often than not."
Moon, LA
Has the fat lady signed/sung yet? I don't want to miss her 5th Farewell Tour performance.
Someone needs to establish a "posts goal" so she knows when to sign/sing. Last time it was 300 but we were getting hostile about it toward the end.
I think this time we need to lower our standards.
100?
How bout we change the subject line to say "this is the thread that dies at 100 posts"?
A blind guy walks into a biker chick bar. He makes his way up to the bar, finds a stool, orders a beer and sits there enjoying it for a while. Then he loudly states, "Bartender, let me tell you a blonde joke!" The entire bar goes silent. A woman sitting next to him says "excuse me sir but giving you the benefit of the doubt since you are blind, I think you should ponder the following facts before you tell your joke; I am sitting to your right, I weigh 200 pounds, am 5'11'', a biker chick and I'm blonde. The woman sitting next to me wieghs 250 pounds, is also a biker chick and blonde. The bartender standing in front of you is blonde and holding a baseball bat. The woman to your left is 6'2", blonde and a has a black belt in karate. The woman standing behind you is blonde and holding a broken beer bottle. Now would you like to continue with your joke?" The man thinks for a moment and says "well, not if I have to repeat it five times!"
There are no blondes in Japan.
This is "Son of Thread That will Never Die". Its like one of those old B-movie horror flicks but less intelligent.
I think our new goal should be to try to see what we can say without getting censored. The winner is whoever gets closest to the the line without going over.
I'll start.
Ray is a poophead.